Your pocket? Yes. Your bunghole? Just don’t. Please. If you didn’t think that was common sense, there was apparently a warning to Digimon players about just that.
Picture: Nao/Twitter
This week, photos supposedly of a Digimon Mini how-to book show the following warning: “Shiri ni Irenai” (しりにいれない) or “Don’t put it in your butt”. Because these little handhelds are powered by little batteries that could get stuck and mess up your innards.
So, yes, don’t put these in your bottom. Is this a cheeky request from overprotective attorneys?
The warning images first popped up online a while ago. Older threads indicate that this warning actually refers to the not sticking the dust jacket of a Digimon Mini walkthrough book, which, if true, is even more perplexing.
But the warning’s recent rediscovery on Twitter over the weekend has lead to a couple humorous takes for various other items. That way, people know not stick things in their tush, should said desire rear its head.
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Picture: Akihitweet
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もうこれから全てのオモチャにこの注意書きを徹底すべきじゃないかと思い始めてる [SSNo_03@Twitter]
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9 responses to “Don’t Put Digimon Stuff In Your Butt, Please”
You can’t tell me what to do >:(
Well you can do it if you want, but it can lead to damage that is difficult to … rectify
Don’t be so anal, let them prostate all they want.
I bet you suffer from constipation – you’re full of shit. I hate people who make assumptions about others, I was just making a witty bum pun, butt fuck it.
They really need to get to the bottom of this, its just too cheeky.
put a plug in it. *giggle*
Today I learnt I’ve been playing Digimon wrong all these years :-/
Aaaand we have anal insertions.
That’s a bingo!
Is there any chance, funkiller as it might be, that they mean ‘rear pocket’ or ‘do not sit on this’?