Quite a lot of haiku, in fact. Exactly 198. This absolute work of art was created by British author and screenwriter Craig W. Chenery, who took a few days off his other projects to work on this.
Apart from being a clever retelling of the entire movie, there are also a few fun lines thrown in. Such as:
Luke sells his speeder
“Won’t be coming back again”
Until the sequel
And a few snarky comments, like:
Luke and Biggs scene cut
Won’t be seen for twenty years
Poor Garrick Hagon
It’s an excellent read, overall. Check it out:
A New Hope in Haiku [Craig W. Chenery’s Official Blog — thanks Liam!]
Picture: courtesy of Wookieepedia
Comments
One response to “Star Wars: A New Hope, Told Entirely In Haiku”
1 – scroll down to check for Porkins reference
2 – found
3 – I’m done
I would enjoy this,
but it’s way too long to read.
Congrats on it though.