Sex is weird, and sometimes funny. A late entry to 2018’s internet joke canon proves that.
I’m not sure how this meme originated, but in the final days of the year, it’s all over my twitter timeline. It consists of writing the phrase, “Y’all scared to moan during sex? I be all in my girl’s ear like…” and then a video. The Daily Dot reported that, supposedly, this tweet from Brad Jordan was the first.
https://twitter.com/a/status/1075502302096699397
Other people have since latched onto this joke, inserting usually a clip of screeching animals or a something from a KPop group’s vocalisations, which you are now forced to think of as sex noises. It’s comedy gold.
y’all scared to moan? i be in my girl’s ear like pic.twitter.com/ut4Kc8Szly
— 𝓴 (@kteateas) December 23, 2018
Video games and anime are full of weird voice acting a-plenty, so video game fans have taken a new spin on this joke.
https://twitter.com/a/status/1077992706973020160
Guys out here afraid to moan, meanwhile I’m in her ear like pic.twitter.com/3rYLmvG5Fd
— Heavenly 👑💕 (@CrownLead3r) December 23, 2018
yall afraid to moan i be in my girls ear like pic.twitter.com/PF1m6DriX2
— Curio Kujo (@CursedMario) December 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/a/status/1076912348080812033
https://twitter.com/a/status/1077071590221905920
https://twitter.com/a/status/1077287304203448321
Y’all afraid to moan??? I’m in my girl like- pic.twitter.com/b2SvoX0zFc
— Nintendo Out of Context (@NinTextual) December 24, 2018
Y’all afraid to moan during sex? I be all in my girl’s ear like pic.twitter.com/tU3g0Z93xy
— I’m Bad @ Tekken (@ATLWiley) December 28, 2018
Y’all afraid to moan during sex? I be all in my girl’s ear like pic.twitter.com/Lk0nE7QVHF
— Blitzø (@IndieScent) December 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/a/status/1078748247236202496
Y’all afraid to moan? I be in my girl’s ear like… pic.twitter.com/7kGFu8NgjX
— 𝕆𝕟𝕖 ℂ𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕟 (@MF_DiZZ) December 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/a/status/1078557234005590016
Yall be afraid to moan during sex? I be in my girl’s ear like…… pic.twitter.com/a1J42kyJMw
— 👁️ Taji 👁️ (@tajh256) December 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/a/status/1078488634238689281
https://twitter.com/a/status/1078388116883456000
If you are actually afraid to make noises during sex, don’t be. Showing your partner how much fun you’re having, even if you make a weird sound, is all part of the fun. Plus, nothing you do could ever be weirder than the jokes composed above.
Comments
2 responses to “Video Game-Themed Twists On The ‘Scared To Moan’ Joke”
Nice article.
I don’t make any noises during sex.
Because my victims can identify me if I do.
I’m stuck in bed with a terrible flu and this made me laugh out loud so thanks ????
Fantastic, now I’m going to waste hours of my life rewatching three j-pop stars screaming. I’m so glad I live alone
I believe I have come up with the perfect response:
Dudes be too scared to moan during sex, whole time I’m in my girl ear like
When a guy moans during sex… omg I find that so fecking sexy -what a turn on!